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Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Rob "Look At My Pistons" Pattinson

Thank you, Derry, for the music.


  1. Seeing this manip made me think of that movie Gone in 60 Seconds.
    Sway: What do you think is more exciting... having sex or stealing cars?
    Memphis: Having sex or boosting cars... Um, oo! Well, uh... How about having sex WHILE boosting cars?
    Sway: Oh, that's a good line. Doesn't work on a lot of girls, though.
    Memphis: I just blurted it out, I'm sorry... But, you haven't answered the question.
    Sway: Well, you see, the problem is... how do you get over the shifter?
    Memphis: Oh, oh right... because the uh...
    Sway: 'Cos it gets in the way.
    Memphis: Because you wouldn't want to disrupt the syncro-mesh... the throttle linkage... the clutch master cylinder... the overhead camshaft.
    Sway: I can't do this.
    Memphis: Straight inline 6, triple Weber carburetors, bolted to each other's body structures...
    Sway: Well, it's time to work...
    Memphis: Good brakes... good brakes, too!
    Now just imagine Rob pulling this off. Lady-bits squeal!!!

  2. Oh, wow! This pic just took on a whole new life for me...dayum ;)